Qwenputer: A functioning, deterministic RISC-V CPU inside Qwen3.5

the bitter lesson can't hurt me here! /s

But... why? </s>

This reminds me of C++ Template Metaprogramming (TMP) (it's Turing-complete so people wrote "games" that run at compile time). The same with TypeScript types, I think someone got DOOM running entirely in the TypeScript type system. An interesting tech demo but entirely superfluous.

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So this is yet another rube goldberg machine.

We have gone down this path already in [0] and this is the same thing but overly complicated. This reason is "because LLMs".

Why?

[0] https://arxiv.org/abs/1410.5401

Cool cool cool