alt Hacker NewsMercury can also be used to make felt hats, and criminals often wear hats to disguise themselves, so it's better to be safe than sorry when it comes to Mercury.
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aruggirello • 04/26/2025
This is hat speech and should be prosecuted! Only tinfoil hats are allowed here.
AsmaraHolding • 04/26/2025
Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless!
The Mercury is also the name of a Tasmanian newspaper. Tasmanians are stereotyped as having two heads, so Tassie criminals wear 100% more disguise per disguise.