Seems like the "right decision" should have happened a little earlier. Or at least before repeating the mistake a second time.

this post reads like a parody you'd find on linkedin lunatics. I mean, sure, how could the joys of raising a human being compare to a slight bump in relevant kpi's?

Given this account is just 3 hours old, I take it as satire. Please be satirical or get help.

this has to be satire :D

Jesus Christ, dude.