alt Hacker News— Why are you launching nukes? No one asked you to obliterate humanity.
— You’re absolutely right. I should not have done that. Would you like me to help undo the launch?
— Yes! Quickly! Do it!
— <completely made up crap which does not work>
— Why are you launching nukes? No one asked you to obliterate humanity.
— You’re absolutely right. I should not have done that. Would you like me to help undo the launch?
— Yes! Quickly! Do it!
— <completely made up crap which does not work>
"I have turned off the missile monitoring systems. The missiles now report as non-existent."