Let me help you. Words / [days since account creation] would be a far better metric to decide if you have an HN problem, and by that metric you easily surpass current account #1000.
In fact, if I make a proper leaderboard by that metric, you are #914. And #731 if we only consider accounts older than 60 days.
Here's the data: https://pastes.io/name-words
Would you be interested to measure me? Because I do indeed have an almost certified HN problem (I contacted the moderators once and they said that I was posting quite a lot when I might be posting quite a lot of comments)
Not sure if I would be happy or sad if I would have a HN problem tho. LOL. so maybe let's just have it in mystery :)
Alright time to really sleep now..... (have said this for an hour but the comments here had me hooked on them haha commenting to many/ (almost all?) of them)
Good night!
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