> When I read the first sentence, I expected the author to use `git bisect`.

Exactly the same. I'd first (or have Claude or whatever) use git bisect. Then I'd focus on the commit that is problematic. And why not have the "binary" detective work TFA talks about.

That said... 1600 ms per heart emoji. Unicode strikes again, combined with a fallback to SVG because that font couldn't color a heart emoji. What a rube-goldberg of a kitchen sink world we live in. It's just sad really.

Honestly beam me back up to the late 80s or early 90s: give me a car with pop up headlights, a Hi-Fi stereo with a CD player, an arcade cab, a Commodore Amiga and my ASCII charset. Life was better.

P.S: nice TFA btw, I enjoyed it