Clearly you need one of the special commercial microwaves which has a -800W setting, to suck the heat out at a much higher rate.
I assume you’re familiar with dark theory?
Light builds doing emit light, they suck dark - https://ultimatecampresource.com/campfire-stories/funny-camp...
I assume you’re familiar with dark theory?
Light builds doing emit light, they suck dark - https://ultimatecampresource.com/campfire-stories/funny-camp...