Please allow me to introuce you to the sri lankan egg hopper (https://www.lavenderandlovage.com/2016/05/sri-lankan-egg-hop...) which lives squarely in the aforementioned dark abyss.
Giant string hoppers are far superior: https://www.hungrylankan.com/recipes/sri-lankan-string-hoppe...
They are delicious, similar to noodles but I eat them cold with a dry chutney and a great breakfast.
These look great, squarely in my breakfast wheelhouse, definitely eggy, but with - well, I guess what I now know as a hint of darkness. Thanks for sharing.
I've been meaning to go to Sri Lanka..
FYI, You may not have to travel to Sri Lanka to try one.
You can get them e.g. in London UK: https://www.hopperslondon.com/
The Egglish Muffin.
And is a decidedly superior breakfast.
Wow! Great suggestion. Whether to count coconut milk as milk is a decision I had not yet had to make.
My thinking at the moment is that I probably would not. It seems like further research would reveal a whole new region in the upper left, clustering with Dan Bing, of "asian milkless crepes."