It has been speculated that over half of the breakfast in the universe is dark breakfast.
Can be confirmed by the fact anytime I eat a diner breakfast I feel more full than can be justified by the weight of the food alone.
On the darkest day of the year, the dark breakfast can be balanced on its edge.
There's a lot more dark breakfast in the winter time.
Others say we underestimated the importance of a small quantity of eggs and proposed a modified theory that doesn't need dark breakfast.