> echo - ok for all ages.
> cat - 18+, prints the porn you found directly to your terminal.
Sound good in theory, until you realise that any teenager knows perfectly well how to trivially get around the lack of `cat` to read their terminal smut:
$ while read -r LINE; do echo $LINE; done <my_porn_file.sextI am sick and tired of these teenagers and their sharing of bash oneliners on insta.
Simply require per-use parental consent for fopen.