alt Hacker News> installation procedure that requires a fecal sample and iris scan
Do you work for Microsoft or something? Please do do not give them ideas.
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verelo • yesterday at 5:22 PM
Microslop*
bitwize • yesterday at 4:29 PM
They're not. Operating systems will be legally required to ask for such samples in some jurisdictions by 2028. Linus has fecal_sample.ko lined up for merge in 7.3 or so.
/s but we jumped to the Black Mirror timeline so who knows?
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bookofjoe • yesterday at 3:32 PM
Paging Sam Altman
kotaKat • yesterday at 1:36 PM
“Featuring a partnership with Kohler Health and the Dekoda toilet camera and Withings and their UScan piss sensor…”
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SeanDav • yesterday at 4:29 PM
Remember, it is for the children. /s
"Only for your own good!™" or alternatively: "Security next level! Fingerprint was yesterday. The future is Microsoft's new iris scan." and then it is built in a way, that you can simply hold up a photo of someone's iris and unlock the device, or trying to prevent that, works so badly, that half of the time you cannot unlock your own device.