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fecalprinter26yesterday at 2:17 PM2 repliesview on HN

Combine fingerprint biometric with fecal samples for a convenient "fecalprint" button. The user doesn't even have to go into the bathroom! It can be microslops version of Apple's TouchID.


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yard2010yesterday at 2:34 PM

You're absolutely right! It's not just a fecalprint button, it's a feces platform!

soopypoosyesterday at 3:28 PM

just press your bumhole to the glass