I'm very bad with names and quotes, so sometimes I'll ask ChatGPT something like "what's that famous quote Brian Kernighan said about programming language names" and it will just make shit up, when really I was thinking about Donald Knuth. But according to ChatGPT, Kernighan famously said:

  “Everyone knows that Perl is designed to make easy things easy, and hard things possible, but nobody knows why it’s called Perl.”

Which of course returns 0 results on Google, as is customary for famous quotes.