people also piss in rivers, yet dumping raw sewage by million m^3 in the same rivers is generally (less so in uk) frowned upon...

Maybe, but I'd bet a large sum of money that each of your coworkers aren't turning out this drivel at a rate of 3kLoC per hour.

Can you imagine working with someone who produces 100k lines of unmaintainable code in a single sprint?

This is your future.

That's the reality nobody really wants to say.