It is objectively bad writing:

Overly focussed on style over content

Melodrama even when discussing the mundane

Attention grabbing tricks like binary opposites overused constantly

Overuse of adjectives and adverbs in particularly inappropriate places.

Lack of coherence if you’re generating large bits of text

General dull tone and lack of actual content in spite of the tricks above

Re your assertion at the end - sure if I didn’t know I’d think it was a particularly stupid, melodramatic human who didn’t ever get to the point and probably avoid their writing at all costs.