2026: Apple chose the tip of a penis as a mascot. Say hello to your new companion!

rvnx • yesterday at 11:33 PM • 5 replies • view on HN

2026: Apple chose the tip of a penis as a mascot.

Say hello to your new companion!

jnaina • today at 1:16 AM

Still much better than Amazon's Peccy. Even the name is suspect.

halapro • today at 1:54 AM

If you see penis everywhere that's on you, unfortunately.

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GaryBluto • yesterday at 11:45 PM

The Phinder Phallus if you will.

bitwize • today at 1:15 AM

Fitting as Apple have been a complete bell end lately.

userbinator • today at 1:34 AM

Not the first time something Apple did was slightly phallic --- OS X El Capitan (now 10 years ago!) had a slightly unfortunate slogan:

As an aside, your link leads to an image/webp served with a .jpeg extension. WTF?

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