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gib444yesterday at 8:00 PM2 repliesview on HN

> Dell Pro Max Premium

> Dell Pro Essential

At least they have a sense of humour

Pro... Essential?! If the sold hotel rooms they'd offer a Deluxe Economy ??


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dumpsterdiveryesterday at 10:41 PM

To be fair, the English language is the real victim here.

While “essential” cleanly maps to “can’t go without” - it doesn’t map to “bare minimum”.

For instance, let’s assume you’re surviving in the wilderness and you need to start a fire. Your fire starting kit is obviously essential, but it could also be included in a “Camper Value Pack” - but those things don’t have anything to do with each other. The kit is essential, and it was obtained in a value pack. This message brought to you by Mr. Obvious.

ImPostingOnHNyesterday at 10:38 PM

Pro Essential is what the people in the cubes get. Pro Max Premium is what the people in the bigger cubes get.

It looks like a rebrand and further segmentation of the Latitude/Precision segmentation.