>The 'Firewall' they describe is an illusion because [...]
it is an illusion because this is a satire site.
"Our lawyers estimated $4M in compliance costs. MalusCorp's Total Liberation package was $50K. The board was thrilled. The open source maintainers were not, but who cares?"
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