The difference is DNS provides a fairly obvious up side

> As if DNS isn't a major contributing to A LOT of downtime. That doesn't mean it's not worth doing not investing in making deployment more seamless and less error prone.

Ah yes. Let's take something that's prone to causing service issues and strap more footguns to it.

It's not worth it, because the cost is extremely quantifiable and visible, whereas the benefits struggle to be coherent.