And in a bold face font:

> You've always needed an account to operate your Joule Sous Vide with the Joule app. This is not a new requirement.

Absolute comedy.

I'd pay to cook with WiFi. Just imagine the signal strength!

If you're not cooking with WiFi, you need more key-down transmit power.

I'm currently full QRO on the 13cm band with something around 1600W EIRP CW, and will be for several minutes until the curry base defrosts.

Jack Donaghy would ride this pitch right up to the C Suite.

“Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them to survive”