Phone sellers should enforce a mandatory 30 days no use after purchasing to ensure that people are not harmed by phone usage.
Newspapers should only report news at a minimum 7 days after the fact to ensure accurate reporting.
Toasters should lock everything in until it's completely room temperature to avoid accidental burns.
These are serious problems.
Straw man arguers should draft a comment and not send it for 24 hours to make sure they're not strawmanning.