>And so the paradox is, the LLMs are only useful† if you're Schwartz

For so many workers, their companies just want them to produce bullshit. Their managers wouldn't frame it this way, but if their subordinates start producing work with strict intellectual rigor it's going to be an issue and the subordinates will hear about it.

So, you're not wrong. But the majority of LLM customers don't care and they just want to report success internally, and the product needs to be "just good enough." An LLM might produce a shitty webpage. So long as the page loads no on will ever notice or care that it's wrong in the way that a physics paper could be wrong.