Oh man, the ILOVEYOU worm—I remember getting that from a former co-worker (who I was pretty sure was not secretly in love with me) and asking him who he got it from that he opened the attachment and he sheepishly identified a female co-worker who as it turned out had been interested in dating me but I was already dating someone at the time. I look back at how stuff was set up in 1999–2000 and man, we were so trusting of the world then.