alt Hacker NewsOK, now make them all run at once!
(I know many conflict and there is not a shell buffer long enough to handle all that)
Kidding aside, I actually said "ugh, seriously" when I saw that there were literally thousands of options. Is there a public program with more options?
Modern JVMs actually have a solution to the shell buffer problem :D
You can shove all those options into a file and instruct the JVM to load them up using `@`.
java @all-options.txt -jar my.jar