alt Hacker News"1979 (I was one year old then)."
Well, we are roughly the same age then. Our is a cynical generation.
"One problem is that normal forms are underspecified even by the academy."
The cynic in me would say they were doing their job by the example I gave, which is just to provide easy test answers, after which there wasn't much reason to iterate on them. I imagine waiving around normalization forms was a good gig for consultants in the 1980 but I bet even then the real practitioners had a skeptical, arm's length relationship with them.
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johnthescott • last Wednesday at 3:54 AM
yep. born 1960.
> I imagine waiving around normalization forms was a good gig for consultants in the 1980 but I bet even then the real practitioners had a skeptical, arm's length relationship with them.
Real-talk: those consultants are absolutely essential - and are the unsung heroes of so many "organic" database projects that would have gotten started as an Excel spreadsheet on a nontechnical middle-manager's workgroup-networked desktop, which grew over time into a dBase file, then MSAccess/JET, then MSDE or MSSQL Express if they (think) they knew what they're doing, and then if it's the mid-2000s then maybe it'll be moved onto dedicated on-prem Oracle or MSSQL box - but still an RDBMS; I remember in 2014 all the talk was about moving data out of on-prem RDBMS siloes and onto Cloud(TM)-y OLAP clusters (trying to hide the fact they're running stock Postgres) which acted as a source for a Hadoop cluster - all to produce dashboards and visualizations made with the $100k Tableau license your company purchased after their sales guys showed your org's procurement people a good time in Cancun.
None of the evolution and progress described above could have happened if not for the awful DB designs in that initial Access DB - the anti-patterns would be carried through the DB whenever it ascended to the next tier of serious-business-ness, and each and every design-decision made out of innocent ignorance gets gradually massaged-out of the model by the regular and recurring visits by DBA consultants - because (and goddamnit it's true): a depressingly tiny proportion of software people (let alone computer-people) know anything about DB design+theory - nor all the vendor-specific gotchas.
What I still don't understand is how in 2026 - after 30 years of scolding beginners online - that we've successfully gotten greenhorn software-dev people to move away from VBA/VB6's dead-end, PHP's unintentional fractal of bad design, and MySQL's meh-ness - and onto sane and capable platforms like TypeScript, Node, and Postgres - all good stuff; and yet on my home-turf on StackOverflow, I still see people writing SQL-92 style JOINs and CREATE TABLE statements covered in more backticks than my late grandmother's labrador. I honestly have no idea where/when/how all those people somehow learned SQL-92's obsolete JOIN syntax today.
So in conclusion: the evidence suggests that not enough people today truly understand databases well-enough to render expensive DBA consultants irrelevant.