Next, you double click the Excel icon on the desktop, and instead of having Excel installed or a spec of Excel, you have a cloud service with thirty years of Usenet, Quora, StackOverflow, Reddit, PHPBB comments and blog tutorials about how people use Excel, and you wait a few moments while approximately-Excel is rederived from these experiences.

You’ll accept the delay because by then it happens faster than Microsoft can make a splashscreen and window open from a local nvme drive. And because you can customise Excel’s feature set by simply posting a Reddit comment where you hallucinate using a feature that Excel doesn’t have and waiting a couple of days.

[although it can be difficult to find the real Reddit to post on as your web browser will tend to synthesise the experience of visiting any website using a cloud AI model of every website without connecting to the real one at all. This was widely loved as a security measure and since most websites are AI written content on AI written codebases, makes less difference than you’d first think]