The flamingo on Qwen's unicycle is sitting on the tire, not the seat. That wins because of sunglasses?
Transparency of the wheel
Stylized gradients on the flamingo
Flowers
Ground/grass has a stylized look and feel
...despite a miss along the Y-axis where it's below the seat, couple oddly organized tail feathers, spokes, the composition overall is much closer to a production quality entity
Opus 4.7 looks like 20 seconds in MS paint.
Qwen3.6 looks incomplete due to the sitting position, but like a WIP I could see on a designer coworkers screen if I walk up and interrupt them. Click and drag it up, adjust tail feathers and spokes, you're there or much closer, to a usable output
Well, maybe the flamingo is a really good unicyclist...
Can a benchmark meant as a joke not use a fun interpretation of results? The Qwen result has far better style points. Fun sunglasses, a shadow, a better ground, a better sky, clouds, flowers, etc.
If we want to get nitty gritty about the details of a joke, a flamingo probably couldn't physically sit on a unicycle's seat and also reach the pedals anyways.