I am trying to understand, are you saying marketing always needs to be hand-rolled?
whats next? luddites demanding that book contents be hand-rolled by meatbags?
If you want to me to care about what you have to say, I'd prefer if you cared enough to write it yourself. Especially on on taxpayer money. If I can spot it as slop, you have a problem.
Seemed to work okay back in the day.