Surprisingly on point; far better than the OP's silly list.

However, a study of Philosophy may convince one that "it is better to be sane alone than be mad with the crowd".

What does Albert Camus mean by "Beginning to think is beginning to be undermined" in Myth of Sisyphus? - https://www.reddit.com/r/askphilosophy/comments/c1ohej/what_...