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bombcaryesterday at 4:54 PM1 replyview on HN

We don’t really have dwarven gold hoards anymore - I’m thinking we can prove climate change is caused by overheating dragons.

Everyone send me all your gold and I’ll prove it.


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dylan604yesterday at 5:44 PM

Why do you think places like Fort Knox have never been robbed? They have the best security guard.