Deeply divisive political topics driving a wedge between Americans - midterms must be coming up.

If in the next 6 months you find yourself inexpliciavly angry at other working class Americans and being convinced that the solution to your problem is to take a stand on a black and white issue you just learned about in the last 10 minutes - congratulations, Americas bipartisan politcal virus has infected you!

The cure is to go into hiding until November.