This is your fault for eating fewer canned peaches. The clingstone variety is bred for canning and not well suited to eating fresh.
Eating canned stuff seems to be going out of fashion as people realize about the Alzheimer's risk. There are basically no "new" canned food brands. People prefer frozen fruit to canned fruit, especially since frozen has gotten a lot of positive PR lately, e.g. "it's fresher than fresh produce at the supermarket!
i blew up my tv and threw away my paper. i was working up to eating peaches. i'm sorry.
My fault? I'm blaming The Presidents of the United States of America.