What! You don't want to pay $3.99 a WEEK for a calculator???
No. You, so need to hoodwink me into paying it. Better yet hoodwink my kid.
Answers are free. Correct answers cost extra!
What if I only want to use +? Do I get a discount? How about you only charge me when I use = at the end, but not before?
No. You, so need to hoodwink me into paying it. Better yet hoodwink my kid.