Too many people are using it.

In fantasy magic dream land loads are distributed evenly across different cloud providers.

A single point of failure doesn't exist.

It worked out with my first girlfriend. The twins are fluent in English and Korean. They know when deploying a large scale service to not only depends on AWS.

Healthcare in the US is affordable.

All types of magical stuff exist here.

But no. It's another day. AWS US-East 1 can take town most of the internet.