I'm sorry but what the f is that timeline? (Condensed to relevant notifications:)

  2025-05-01 - Vulnerability submitted to [email protected]
  2026-05-08 - Exim maintainers notified the Distros
  2026-05-10 - Restricted Access is provided for Distros
  2026-05-12 - Public release and Coordinated distro Release

4 (2 really) days for distros, and then nothing, zero, zilch, nada between "Coordinated distro Release" and "Public release"?

"I should retrain. Something with wood." is the appropriate German idiom for this, I guess.