You don’t need a lawyer to create privacy terms. You can literally write a markdown file hosted on GitHub where you explain that you don’t track anything (assuming it’s the case). You also don’t need to publish something publicly to the stores to share with friends, you can both side load (no it’s not disappearing) and have test versions that your friends can install
Its not disappearing but Ill have to sign the apps with my google developer id. Also I want them to be able to simply click an install button over having to figure out what an apk is.