We shouldn't be wasting a penny on colonies, this isn't the age of Napoleon anymore, get the English out of any country that isn't England.
The one thing you seem to be missing in your anticolonialist tirades is the fact that Tristan was uninhabited. It’s not like native peoples were displaced by the British colonists, right?
You're suggesting that we should run a h3 grid over the world and assign everybody territory based on their haploytype?
Or is it only the 'English' who should be confined to certain geogrpahical parameters?
I'm English and live in another nation. I'm guessing me and my family should go 'home'?