Because C is an exceptionally unopinionated language. For some people having a programming language that doesn't have a strong opinion on how things are supposed to work is a good thing.
Most modern languages start with fixing C's warts (good) but then at some point turn into 'tech manifestos' (for lack of a better word). C is refreshingly devoid of opinion and that's what makes it so extremely flexible and timeless.
> Because C is an exceptionally unopinionated language.
Compared to what?
Anyway I find it hard to believe enabling suicide is a good thing