AI: The cause of, and solution to, all of your tech debt.

Perhaps best to simply declare indefinite-mortem

> It's not physically possible to run post-mortems for issues at those rates.

Not at all, you merely move the goal post of at what layer the "root cause" actually could come from! At that speed, it's always something short and sweet, while when you actually want to long-term address things, you have to have time to even investigate organizational issues or whatever the actual problems stem from.

But you have half a day? "Post-mortem: Push X wasn't properly analyzed before deployment, in future more testing" and call it a day.