There's a meta joke in here somewhere about going to a rave and expecting it to be the same norms as the rest of the world.

WASD is now the default, Tab switches between the two layouts for anyone interested.

Look, God initially gave us QAOP on 8 bit (1). You WASD heathens are just kids.

[1] With two sects, M or Space for fire.

Perfect.

pff VIM-like or GTFO