Ugh, the table of gopher search results in this article is like seeing someone take a can of modern expanding spray foam and using it to repair an axle on a horse buggy. ‘We have an excellent old technology and we’re doing our level best to backport our modern torment nexus to it’, sigh. For the first bit of the article I was really excited but of course there’s gopher crawlers now. Still, at least that opens up some ideas for ephemeral-rotating URIs that contaminate scraper databases.