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Bored ape

It feels so much worse to me. You could at least hold a tulip bulb, plant it, look at it, smell it, and it was a real thing.

The closest you can get to that with bitcoin would be what? Print out your keypair? Maybe write it down on fancy stationary using fancy calligraphy? (Never do these things)