"Solid crystalline salt, on the other hand, is a hassle."
Just make prettier-than-Himalayan salt lamps out of it and sell it to hippies. Easy solution.
That only shifts the problem. Now we need an increased supply of hippies that are hard to come by in a low hippie-tolerant environment.
That only shifts the problem. Now we need an increased supply of hippies that are hard to come by in a low hippie-tolerant environment.