I help write optimized CUDA kernels for proprietary hardware. They may "literally" work this way, but that is quite besides the point.

If you don't see why then you have exactly demonstrated my point in how practitioners like you simply lack the foundational understanding in philosophy, information theory, human consciousness, human cognition, neuroscience, necessary to bridge this conceptual gap.

(Rather, it is that we know so little of how consciousness or what intelligence even is, that we cannot possibly use first principles to preclude LLMs from possessing these qualities)

You don't understand the argument, so you keep repeating first order mechanistic observations that are irrelevant. If you don't want to understand the argument, don't be surprised when people refuse to engage with you, especially when it's evident to those more knowledgeable the position you hold is the ignorant one.