A series of booby traps based on a phonetic pattern would be hilarious.
fog, dog, log, jog, hog, bog, pog, nog
Enveloping fog
Dogs and wild pigs set loose
Log launches at you off a treadmill
Trap door drops you into a flooded basement
Barrage of paper disks
Eggnog super soakers
We've the plot for the next Home Alone - Kevin McCallister is now grown up trying to develop a home security company ...