You've forgotten the 3rd canonical hard problem: off by one errors.
concurrencyThere's 3 hard problems in computer science: naming things, cache invalidation, , and off-by-one errors.
The original joke deliberately says "two hard problems" and then lists three. The "off by one errors" being the 3rd problem is the punchline of the joke.
concurrencyThere's 3 hard problems in computer science: naming things, cache invalidation, , and off-by-one errors.