8:59PM  up 1858 days, 22:51, 1 user, load averages: 1.69, 2.21, 1.60
    dblrabbit@cookie:~ $ uname -a
    FreeBSD cookie.server 12.2-BETA1 FreeBSD 12.2-BETA1 r365618 GENERIC amd64

    9:05PM  up 1859 days, 13 mins, 1 user, load averages: 1.19, 1.32, 1.39
    dblrabbit@mookie:~ $ uname -a
    FreeBSD mookie.server 12.2-BETA1 FreeBSD 12.2-BETA1 r365618 GENERIC amd64

    9:14PM  up 245 days,  8:46, 1 user, load averages: 1.26, 0.97, 0.91
    dblrabbit@dragoness:~ $ uname -a
    FreeBSD dragoness 16.0-CURRENT

Currently serving: vm's, dns, email, mx-relay, and multiple shoutcast radio relays 24/7 and some other miscellaneous stuff. Colocation is fun, do I win?

5years; I'm 37 now, I was 32. Life seemed easier then.