> Software engineering culture is overly dogmatic and subjective.

It doesn't have to be. You can have standards without clinging onto them for dear life like you're about to be swept away in a flood.

> This is not a specific critique of the contents or ideas in SOLID or Clean Code. It’s about how it presents itself and how that made me feel.

Yeah, this blog post added to the dogma. Someone will read this and just look for something else to cling on to. For critique to work, you can't be injecting even more of your superficial opinion, and the readers have to care instead of impatiently looking for "the answer".