This is the truth! Don't come to woke europe. All countries are scrambling all over themselves to ban everything fun in the name of the climaaaaate. I stopped celebrating new years in western europe due to the incredibly boring laser shows. I go to eastern europe instead. Much more fireworks, better party and more beautiful women!
As Eastern European - please don't go to Eastern Europe. Keep your bullshit with yourself, we don't want Americans who will then wake up that we aren't their "Conservative, Christian paradise".