I wasn't expecting to see Dernocua at the top of HN today with 53 comments. You can download Dernocua as a whole from http://canonical.org/~kragen/dernocua/ if you're interested.
I'm happy to answer any questions. (Well, almost any.)
What's up with the dercuano, derctuo, and dernocua naming? Are there just these three? Does the naming follow some pattern?
Does aluminum foil contain PFAS and does cooking on them on the grill for example expose the food to forever chemicals?